Lou Reads: A Forum for Adults Who Love My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

by King Lou on March 31, 2011

Hay Everypony! I don’t want to hear any neighsaying about this episode of Lou Reads. I really got my hooves dirty on this one. Sure its not about gross sex, removing your balls or teen vampires but for me there is something inherently creepy about adults who get so bananas for a cartoon about . Now, these people set up this nice new forum so they could escape from persecution at a less tolerant forum. Sadly someone told me about it and I decided to read all about it. Now, in the name of fairness I’m including an episode of the MLP:FiM in this post. See if you can resist the allure of the cuteness of… of… PONIES!

As you’ll find out in the podcast there are quite a few people who are crazy about this cartoon! And as promised I found a horrible post to read for you guys from one of the other forums. Warning: This story is really a downer on many levels. However it does involve in a very odd way. I don’t know if “Enjoy” is the right term… but its all I got. ENJOY!

Thanks for stopping by the blog! Make sure your rate the show on iTunes and tell everyone you know that they need to hear all about the stuff they didn’t want to know about. It builds character!


{ 17 comments… read them below or add one }

Aladar March 31, 2011 at 11:26 pm

it’s me.
i’m the third clop guy.

Captain Swiss April 1, 2011 at 3:43 am

You quoted me in the racism thread, and it seems like you didnt understand what my post was all about. It was a Hitler Quote.

“Just as the Jew could once incite the mob of Jerusalem against Christ, so today he must succeed in inciting folk who have been duped into madness to attack those who, God’s truth! seek to deal with this people in utter honesty and sincerity. ”

By the way, I loved listening to this. You have a great DJ voice.

EasyEW April 1, 2011 at 9:03 am

This is the first one of these I’ve managed to hear. You had me at “PONIES!”

Warp April 1, 2011 at 11:30 am

Awwww, none of my posts got read

Oh well, your voice is so nice I can’t possibly stay mad. You could totally substitute for Terry Gross or something :>

Westy543 April 1, 2011 at 7:13 pm
Henry Plainview April 1, 2011 at 7:23 pm

I like this forum, but man, you make it sound kind of silly when you read it in such a serious voice…

Also, MLPonies should be distinguished by Equestria Daily and Ponychan. Those guys are *crazy*.

Unexpected EOF April 1, 2011 at 8:00 pm

Man, nothing is more heart-wrenching than hearing that stuff read outloud.

Walkin Goon April 1, 2011 at 8:22 pm

We’re terrible. We’re sorry. But not really, seeing how it lead to this.

“POH-NEEES!”

Willsun April 1, 2011 at 11:47 pm

I really don’t know my HIV. Good job though, Lou.

MSG April 2, 2011 at 9:17 am

Oh my God that bonus. He sounds so insane by the end.

Snakebite April 2, 2011 at 9:46 am

Gotta agree with you when it comes to over-analyzing a show about ponies in such an extreme way, I watch it because it’s funny and well-animated and I tend to avoid the threads that deal with debating the shows content. I made an exception for the racism thread, because the fuss about it really bothered me, and that’s where you caught me… Oh well.

Oh by the way: me and my friend are doing fine. I just like to troll him, but it’s not like I’m sincerely disappointed in him for not watching ponies. 😛 Neither does he really hate me. I just felt like pointing that out.

Great podcast, had a good laugh, keep it up! :]

Namagem April 2, 2011 at 3:27 pm

Like a couple of the above people, I enjoy the show for being a genuinely good show. I don’t bother with over examination, unless it’s tongue-in-cheek.

John April 2, 2011 at 4:58 pm

haha thanks for reading my drunk emails at the beginning 🙂

goomba_1 April 2, 2011 at 11:49 pm

Just stopping in to say I thought it was the weakest episode so far. I heard it was my Little Ponies and I thought, giving past focus on weirdoes that hear angels through clocks, proud cuckolds, bug chasers, and drug users that eventually some of these people would be real degenerates.

I figured the show would start off kind of light and then reveal people were asking which Little Pony was the sexiest or something, but the worst was like, adults with a terrible disease turning to a children’s show for comfort? It felt like I was missing an inside joke or something, I just didn’t get why these pony watchers were capital W-eird instead of just immature. Maybe I just don’t “get” it. Oh well.

King Lou April 3, 2011 at 4:34 am

Hey there. I appreciate the honest feedback. Sometimes when an subject is so specific it can be fascinating for me. So people don’t need to be talking about “which pony is sexiest,” to catch my attention. As I’ve mentioned in the past I try to keep things in peaks of filth and valleys of the odd, awkward and unusual. Mid-peak-valley area I like to have really overly confessional and drug info and use stories. Rest assured you won’t be disappointed in many future episodes. However, occasionally there will be an episode where people don’t want to fuck whatever is I’m reading about. By the way the answer is “Applejack.” Anyway, thanks for listening. I hope you listened to the bonus track on the blog.

Burrbie April 17, 2011 at 1:33 pm

uhhh the bonus made me cry for reals

nUms0ic January 12, 2014 at 4:08 am

Lou’s conclusion: they aren’t so bad. What the f—, Lou??? These are bronies we are talking about. People who unironically love my little pony are weirdoes, freaks, perverts and sex offenders. Normal people DO NOT like ponies. They are a cancer on society and should be removed. I wish there were more of those freaks around here wearing those fugly shirts so it would be easier for me to recognize and bash their fucking skulls in.

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