Lou Reads from the Forums of Eunuch Archive

Hi boys and girls! If you’re like me, you hate your balls, or your cock, or both your cock and balls. Right? So what are we going to do about that? Well if you’re like the people on this forum you might put said private parts right up in this little beauty above. Not your style? Then maybe you’d like to dip your dick in some liquid nitrogen? Or perhaps something you come up with on your own innovative to remove your twig and berries! Exciting times for those who no longer want the parts they came with!

Won’t you please enjoy listening to Episode 67 of Lou Reads the Internet for YOU! The Eunuch Archives. DO NOT WATCH THE VIDEO EMBED IN THE POST IF YOU FIND COCK REMOVAL UNSETTLING!

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5 thoughts on “Lou Reads from the Forums of Eunuch Archive”

  1. Man. I thought I could handle everything the internet could throw at me, but this one. I just…I couldn’t finish it. I’m a girl, and I couldn’t finish it.

    Well done, sir. Well done.

  2. How did I know you were from NYC? The vintage music? Maybe the scrupulous refusal to editorialize on all this weird shit?

  3. Found this to be unbiased, informative, and an all-around great educational rescourse for studying subcultures. I will recommend this to the youth of our fine country.

    You win at this, King Lou.

  4. That doctor who has to listen to some weird guy asking for advice on how to cut off his balls every time he goes on a checkup is definatelly not getting payed enough.
    I hope he has a happy life outside of work, because that would drive me to alcoholic depression in a few months.

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