Lou Reads: The Large Penis Support Group

by King Lou on July 16, 2009

Look, of all people, I know what a burden it can be to have an extremely large penis. I mean, the word large is not even descriptive enough to really do it justice. Is there even a word? Gi-dong-gantulous? I would post pics but its kind of like looking at the sun. You should really only do it with protective gear involved. I digress.

The Large Penis Support Group is exactly what it sounds like. It’s a forum for men with large peens to get together and talk about the wonderful world of giant dong-dom. Of course there are some women in the mix too. For who is the receiver of all this oversized beef? Oh, right, all the gay guys on the forum. Well there are some ladies on there, too. I didn’t read any of their posts but they are on there. I assure you… Anyway, once again I joined with the SA Goons to explore the depths of the silliness of this forum and we came up with some gems. Won’t you please enjoy my reading of the LPSG.

On note: I decided to break out of the mold and read this site in the style of a over-the-top morning DJ so it’s EXTRA stupid but also made me laugh quite a bit. Let me know what you think.


{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }

Zac July 28, 2009 at 9:00 pm

This may be the best thing I’ve ever heard. If you did a morning radio show I would go out and buy a radio.

fake name August 2, 2009 at 10:04 pm

this one’s my fav. enthusiasm+echo effect makes the inappropriateness twice as funny.

CoolCR August 3, 2009 at 7:46 am

I really enjoyed the foghorn sound effect when the guy was talking about pungent pussies. And also the boing! And when you said “financially compensated” like Bill Cosby.

Toad King November 6, 2009 at 11:58 pm

You need to do more of these corny readings. You’re normal readings are good, but this one had me bursting out in laughter.

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