Lou Reads from the forums of CumOnFood.net

by King Lou on May 26, 2011

Welcome! Welcome to the forum that made me feel like puking every step of the way. That’s right! You heard it here first! As you’ll soon hear I thought I might have met my match here in the bowels of the CumOnFood.net forums. That’s right. A forum… about people… who want to cum on food and eat it or have other people eat it…


I won’t belabor the point. This episode is gross! I hope you find the strength to make it to the end and I apologize in advance if it makes you vomit. This episode is so that I recommend not eating while listening.

As promised, here is the extra gross Extra Content!
First the photo that made me cry for my brain…

A Giant Jar Full of Jizz.... BLECH!!!!

And second, the extra readings from the forum… Enjoy… if thats the right word for what is happening here… I am no longer sure…

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{ 14 comments… read them below or add one }

SpudNYC May 31, 2011 at 11:37 am

Excelsior! I made it.

Shane June 2, 2011 at 11:52 am

Oh god, I made it to the halfway. Thanks for the magnet again.

Shane June 2, 2011 at 12:10 pm

Excelsior, by the way.

etonia June 2, 2011 at 4:24 pm

I got five minutes in and thought I was going to have to pull over and hurl. You have a stronger stomach than I, good sir.

Snowy McSnowball June 3, 2011 at 6:07 pm

It’s natural! But I have no frozen cum cubes in my freezer…..yet. I guess an eyedropper might be good for portability.. or wait, gelcaps!!! Oh you know what would be awesome, remember that old brand of gum that had a gooshy liquid center? Inject some jiz in there, then you get a refreshing burst in your mouth whenever you need it!

USSR4Life August 1, 2011 at 12:33 am

I made it all the way through and didn’t shoot myself.

facelazer August 12, 2011 at 6:40 am

Oh God, why did I have to start with this one?

That Guy There April 9, 2012 at 11:29 am

HAHAHA god damn. Imagine the food if they all got together for a convention *gags*

Jules Verte May 10, 2012 at 8:50 am

I made it to the half way point. I think it helps that I’m a girl. Still… this is crazy.

Brendan May 16, 2013 at 4:07 pm

excelsior! I have been listening to the podcast for a couple of days and was laughing all the way through the cum on food episode. I’m 15, and i got permission to listen, just wanted to let you know you doing an awesome job! smiley face emoticon, brendan

Mistress Eva July 27, 2014 at 12:12 pm

I made it. Somehow. I made it to the end.

Yami August 25, 2016 at 2:13 pm

made it. not sick, this is hilarious

Vincent Van Goatse October 15, 2017 at 9:55 am

I made it halfway and I want to die.

King Cum On October 21, 2017 at 6:12 am

tried to go to the site and got this:
“This Account has been suspended. ”

Frown face emoticon.

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