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Prostitutes, who doesn’t love them? I mean, who doesn’t love them as long as they give a full & real Girlfriend Experience and don’t try to rip me off and look at me while we’re fucking! How am I supposed to fool myself into thinking you are enjoying this if you won’t look at me? LOOK AT MEEEEE!!!

The weird and wonderful world of escort lovers. I’m sure you’ll all recall when I read from the English escort review site PUNTERNET. Well, I thought it was time that I read about some of the great ladies of the evening from the Great White North. So strap on your headphones and get ready to hear some tales of the amazing & not so amazing sex workers of Canada!
BS stands for Brown Shower. I know this because a guy in one of the Punternet episodes was disappointed that he didn’t get one. It’s too revolting a phrase for me to forget.
This installment has completely blown my mind. I’m having a hard time processing what I’ve just heard. The level of cognitive dissonance contained within these reviews is Trumpian.
Yet more reason to nuke Canada.