Just made another video. I hope you enjoy it. It’s not really a “Lou Reads” thing but I couldn’t help myself…
Lou Fernandez: Real Doll Repairman (NSFW) – watch more funny videos
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Lou Reads from Creepy Hollow: A Place for Spirit Keeping, Spell Casting and Other Nonsense.
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I know I am going to come under psychic attack for this episode but so be it. I have my harpies at the ready! 
So this forum is for people who believe hardcore in the paranormal and hidden world. We’re talking spells. We’re talking spirits. We’re talking black magicks. The whole kit’n’kaboddle. So please imagine me in a healing glow and pray a special pray (with special double luck candle) for me as I delve into the forums of Creepy Hollows
EXTRA BONUS CONTENTAROONY!
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Lou Reads Tales of Best and Worst Break-Ups
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Everyone gets dumped. If you haven’t been dumped its either because you’re some kind of insecure jerk who always dumps people before they dump you or you’re some kind of unwanted gross person who no one wanted in the first place. WHY ARE YOU SO GROSS!? If you’re not one of those equally awful things then chances are you’ve been dumped. This episode of Lou Reads deals with true break-up stories. Sometimes its been a painless event and for the best. Other times its been a full on nightmare comprised of vengeance, pain and general hurting. Won’t you join me in marveling at the intricate dance between men and women as they end their relationships.
Sorry, no bonus content this episode. Next time, I swear…
please don’t break up with me!!!!
Lou Reads about Bestiality (repeat) in Video Form (NSFW)
Hey everyone, just converted another old episode from its old-school GarageBand format to the YouTube hotness. I hope to find time to do this with some of the newer episodes, in time. This is a seriously gross episode!
New episode is mostly done so keep an eye out for that in the next few days.
Old Lou Reads Episodes on YouTube in Video Style Watchables
Early on in Lou Reads history I attempted making “Enhanced” podcasts in GarageBand. That basically means adding photos to the audio file. That way people who are listening and staring at their iPods or whatever can see something, too! Well I gave up on it because it had to be an m4a file instead of mp3 and I figured that might cause some problems. Anyway, I found the old ones and realized that I could just export them as a Quicktime and toss them up on YouTube. So thats what I did. Hooray.
Lou Reads from the PeeSearch Forums.
Lou Reads Salvia Trip Reports.
In other news it looks like Lou Reads will be appearing on RedditRadio’s talk channel in the very near future. Due to that I’ll be needing to change the intro music. Try not to be too jarred by the music change!
New, not-old-episode-made-into-a-video, coming up soon!
Lou Reads: Tales of Being Creepy from Ask Reddit
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You asked for it and now you got it. I have finally ventured into the wilds of Reddit to search out something good to read! Thanks to the many suggestions of you loyal listeners I was able to bypass the one million imgur images submitted daily and found some great stuff. So in this inaugural Reddit Lou Reads we’ll be hearing the true tales of Redditors admitting their own creepy behaviors.
Images related to the podcast! Can you tell which story they are from?
Thanks to listener John Jackson for showing me the SA thread about Reddit to help me get started and find some good stuff!
Lou Reads from the Forums of FemaleFirst.Co.Uk (NSFW)
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Finally a place for ladies to go and talk about lady stuff. EWW! Well not just lady stuff… really people go to FemaleFirst.Co.UK to talk about all kinds of dumb stuff. And you can rest assured that they are talking a ton! I barely even scratched the surface and there was so much more to read. It’ll have to wait for another time and I promise there will be another time. Keep being crazy, people.
Meanwhile, I hope you enjoy this episode of Lou Reads and as promised, your bonus content. It involves the delightful story of a brother and sister who decide to have babies together and all the details of how they went about it. Its really… special?
Finally, please take some time and visit Lou Reads Official Sponsor Adam & Eve. Thy have a ton of amazing deals on great sex toys, movies and more. Use the code LOUREADS when you check out and you’ll save 50% off almost any item! Three Free Adult Movies DVD a Free Gift and Free Shipping! Check’em out!
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Super finally: The band BATTLES put some of my videos in their YOUTUBE PLAYLIST. Big ups to BATTLES for exposing their fans to my videos. Now if I can only talk them into letting me read for them live to open their shows!
Lou Reads from the forums of CumOnFood.net
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Welcome! Welcome to the forum that made me feel like puking every step of the way. 
That’s right! You heard it here first! As you’ll soon hear I thought I might have met my match here in the bowels of the CumOnFood.net forums. That’s right. A forum… about people… who want to cum on food and eat it or have other people eat it…
I won’t belabor the point. This episode is gross! I hope you find the strength to make it to the end and I apologize in advance if it makes you vomit. This episode is so 
that I recommend not eating while listening.
As promised, here is the extra gross Extra Content!
First, the photo that made me cry for my brain…
And second, the extra readings from the forum… Enjoy… if that’s the right word for what is happening here… I am no longer sure…
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Lou Reads from the Arachnoboards. Creepy Crawly People!
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Hey there, true believers! Are you ready for some tales of eight legged wonders? How about stories about owning poisonous centipedes? How about the best way to handle your spiders? Are you man enough to do it barehanded? Or will you need to cool them down in the fridge first? Huh? YOU PUSSY!
This weeks episode is all about lovers of arachnids and arthropods who weave their posts on the Arachnoboards. I apologize in advance for its length. I was caught in the trap of the dreaded Podcast Spider!
- Worth 48 Hours of Searing Pain, Fershur!
Sorry… thats a face (is it a face?) only a mama ‘pede could love!
Lou Reads from TheHoodUp.com, a Place for Gangsters to Trade Tales and Recipes
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Whattup Cuzzin? You heard about the forum where people in gangs can get together to shoot the shit about gang related topics? Oh, you ain’t? It’s called The Hood Up and its a place where you can kick back, relax and have a discussion with gang members all across the country.
Well, good luck with this episode of Lou Reads. It’s all crazy gang talk. I’m not exaggerating when I say this was a hard one to read. Not because of the contents offensiveness but just because the slang and spelling were so crazy that I kept tripping up. I hope it you enjoy it! If you do, you can join my gang!
Editorial note: There are no recipes on the site unless you count the recipe for Sugar Butt… You’ll know what I am talking out soon enough…