Lou Reads ep175: The parasite infested forums of The Cure Zone

June 24, 2018

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You know that feeling you get when the world is telling you that you should take anti-psychotic medicine to deal with the invisible parasites you’re being plagued by? And you know the feeling you get when you tell the doctors you don’t want to take the medicine because it will just make the parasites sleepy […]

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Lou Reads ep 174 – The Forums of Prison Talk

May 16, 2018

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Have you considered marrying a man who you’ve only known through a pen pal connection? In this age of swiping right or left to instantly connect with someone, you can still find some people who are meeting people like it’s 1980 or something! Prison Talk is a forum for the loved ones of people who […]

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Lou Reads ep173 – SOLO SUCK FORUMS

March 28, 2018

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I’m not doing myself any favors by reading from the forums of Solo Suck. I knew it would be tough to read and yet, I persisted. Just like Elizabeth Warren! Except instead of standing up to the GOP I stood up to my own stomach and challenged it with some seriously nauseating content. Now, like […]

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Lou Reads ep 172 – Men Wear Bras – A Support Forum

February 28, 2018

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Hey can you help me with the clasp on this thing? I was so easy to undo when it was on a lady. Seriously, I was a one-hand, no-look, two-finger bra-undo-er. But now that it’s on my body I’m having a hell of a time getting this bra off! Luckily the fellas over at Men […]

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Lou Reads ep 171 – The Human Santapede – Part 2

January 15, 2018

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Here it is! The not so long, but still long awaited part two & conclusion to the harrowing novel The Human Santapede!.” I hope you enjoy finishing off this particularly silly bit of reading. I must admit that although a lot of the book was really dumb & trite, by the end I found myself […]

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Lou Reads ep 170 – Meet Fighters: A One Stop Shop for Boxing, Wrestling & Boner Lovers

January 6, 2018

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Hey there! I was just thinking about you! Oh, I was just thinking that you should come over, have a couple of drinks and then, I don’t know, take off your clothes and wrestle me to see who gives who a blowjob. You know, just normal guy stuff. Where’d I learn about this? Oh, MeetFighters.com […]

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Lou Reads ep 169 – The Human Santapede – Part 1

December 29, 2017

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Happy holidays! It’s taken forever but just two days ago I did a stream of myself reading from The Human Santapede on Twitch. I made it all the way to chapter 16 before I tapped out. So please enjoy this stupid reading I did! I just finished recording the second half of the book tonight […]

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Lou Reads ep168 More Trip Reports from the Forums of Bluelight.Org

November 22, 2017

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Hey everyone, sorry this episode took so long. I’ve been too busy plugging all these Chinese research chems day & night to record. And while I am high as a kite these drugs appear to have removed my ability to read & write (I’m dictating this and hoping it’s carrot cake, rivets!). Anyway, I hope […]

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Lou Reads T-Shirts Available for a Limited Time!

November 7, 2017

Hey folks, I just wanted to let you know that I’ve started a short run campaign at Bonfire.com. If you’ve been itching to get into a non-itchy Lou Reads related shirt, then now is the time. CLICK HERE TO BE TAKEN TO THE SHIRTS! This is a limited time run for these shirts and if […]

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Lou Reads posts from Hiccup Forum

October 25, 2017

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Oh boy, did I see someone with a case today! She was walking down the street and I could see her hiccuping and grabbing at her throat. It was so hot! Then I realized she was actually choking on some food that went down the wrong pipe. That was kind of disappointing so I just […]

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