Lou Reads ep 169 – The Human Santapede – Part 1

December 29, 2017

Happy holidays! It’s taken forever but just two days ago I did a stream of myself reading from The Human Santapede on Twitch. I made it all the way to chapter 16 before I tapped out. So please enjoy this stupid reading I did! I just finished recording the second half of the book tonight […]

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Lou Reads ep168 More Trip Reports from the Forums of Bluelight.Org

November 22, 2017

Hey everyone, sorry this episode took so long. I’ve been too busy plugging all these Chinese research chems day & night to record. And while I am high as a kite these drugs appear to have removed my ability to read & write (I’m dictating this and hoping it’s carrot cake, rivets!). Anyway, I hope […]

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Lou Reads T-Shirts Available for a Limited Time!

November 7, 2017

Hey folks, I just wanted to let you know that I’ve started a short run campaign at Bonfire.com. If you’ve been itching to get into a non-itchy Lou Reads related shirt, then now is the time. CLICK HERE TO BE TAKEN TO THE SHIRTS! This is a limited time run for these shirts and if […]

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Lou Reads posts from Hiccup Forum

October 25, 2017

Oh boy, did I see someone with a case today! She was walking down the street and I could see her hiccuping and grabbing at her throat. It was so hot! Then I realized she was actually choking on some food that went down the wrong pipe. That was kind of disappointing so I just […]

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Lou Reads ep166: Is It Normal? If You Have to Ask….

September 21, 2017

Hey guys, I know this is weird but when I come across weird websites on the internet I have this compulsion to share them with strangers in podcast form… Is it normal to do that? No? Oh well… This month’s episode is all about asking the Internet to validate your weird behavior. Do you have […]

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Lou Reads ep165 – I Put a Love Spell on YOU! Because You’re Mine! Thanks, Ashra.Net

August 17, 2017

So… I just wanted you to know that when we broke up I kind of went a little crazy. I was pretty upset and I decided that since we’re soulmates and fated to be together I would speed up our eventual reconciliation by paying real money for a love spell to bring you back to […]

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Lou Reads ep164 – Return to FetLife Mountain: The Destroyed Pussy Adventure.

June 26, 2017

Fetlife, short for “Fetish Life” (I’m assuming), is an online forum for kinksters of all varieties. If you’re vanilla (aka a normal sex person) then you probably don’t want to go there. However, if you’re into something… unusual… or just plain fucked up sexual weirdness, this is place for you! While I enjoy reading from […]

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Lou Reads ep163 – Men Come First in the SubReddit of The Red Pill

May 31, 2017

So, here we are once again. Why do I keep coming back to the world of Men’s Rights & Pick Up Artists? Is it because their worldview, which they seem to insist is right by sheer will, is so incredibly negative and yet self-assured that it boggles the mind. I’m sure these guys would see […]

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Lou Reads – Ep 162 The Forums of SexInfo101.Com

May 6, 2017

Hey guys & gals. I’m ashamed to ask you about this but… if I put my pee pee in a girls woo woo, can she get hypnotized by my sperms? She can? Wow, thanks internet. You saved me some grief! So this months episode is a trip into the forums of sexinfo101.com. It’s the typical […]

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Lou Reads ep161: Tales of Stupidity in Airplanes

April 12, 2017

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome onboard Podcast Episode 161 with service from your listening device to your ears. We are currently third in line for take-off and are expected to be in your ears for approximately 39 minutes. We ask that you please fasten your seatbelts at this time and secure all personal baggage underneath your […]

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