Lou Reads ep144 Shoplifting Tips & Tricks from the dead forums of Zoklet.net

by King Lou on December 11, 2015

Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to step back into the store. Would you mind taking off your jacket? Sir, I don’t care if it was a gift from your mother. I’m more concerned with the 10 pairs of FUBU hoodies you’ve concealed in your shirt. Oh, I suppose someone else jammed them in there. Great.

I know what will help me forget my shoplifting conviction. Stealing this bottle of booze!

I know what will help me forget my shoplifting conviction. Stealing this bottle of booze!

There are a lot of sources for information about shoplifting and I’m very proud you chose to come here to learn. Why, by following the advice in this episode of the podcast you should have a nice little crime record. Don’t get me wrong. You’ll also have some stolen clothes. It’s totally worth going to all the trouble to steal all your clothes. Yup. Not being sarcastic. Nope.

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{ 3 comments… read them below or add one }

weedlord December 12, 2015 at 5:51 am

Lou, please don’t read any more long boring lists like the one at the start of this episode.

brewdemon December 16, 2015 at 2:16 am

Lou, I didn’t mind the long list but it’d be cool if you made the episodes longer.

Deckard December 16, 2015 at 6:19 pm

Chucking in my two cents: wasn’t a fan of the exhaustive store-by-store lifting guide and would have liked to see more self-righteousness like the ending instead, don’t care about episode length as long as it’s at least half an hour.

Can’t wait to see where you take us next!

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