Lou Reads from the Forums of Survivalist Boards – MY GUNS! MY RIGHTS! OY VEY!

by King Lou on February 4, 2013

Look, we can’t talk here. Obviously, things have been set in motion. The recent events, Sandy Hook, Bengazi, Time Warner Triple-Play, Twinkies, the Super Bowl halftime show and others too obvious to keep listing have set in motion the end of society. So if you’re not a sheeple you need to get your ass to the forums at Survivalist Boards and start getting your Bug Out Location squared away. You know when the SHTF all the unprepared societal leeches in your circle of doomed friends are going to come banging at your door to save them from themselves or from the government. The government they voted for! HA!

Also the work camps & the nuclear wars & the liberal black jews & food scares & peak oil... so many things!!!

Also the work camps & the nuclear wars & the liberal black jews & food scares & peak oil… so many things to be afraid of!!!

I hope you enjoy this episode of Lou Reads the Internet for YOU! It was hard to pick what to read from here because it was so full of interesting takes on the world. I hope for our sake these guys are really, really completely wrong about the world. Still, part of me hopes they’re right just because they are obviously really, really hoping things fall apart. I’m sure it would feel great to be SO right about things… once.

{ 3 comments… read them below or add one }

buttmaster420 February 4, 2013 at 8:09 pm

i masturbate to the sound of lou reads every day. i love you lou i love you so hard i cum farts from my poopy hole- you should do a review of my comment. by reading it. with lots of farting butt sound in the mic

Korainato February 7, 2013 at 5:09 am

Marvelous, what a delightful comment, they always are, isn’t it Lou?

Adept March 15, 2013 at 8:10 pm

I decided to start with this episode, thinking it might be easier to handle than the fisting one.

Jesus Christ. I should have started with fisting.

Good reading, though!

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