Lou Reads about Dragon Dildos from the Forums of Bad Dragon

by King Lou on December 7, 2012

Honey, I know you’ve been complaining about being bored with our sex life. Now, I’m not comfortable with your suggestion that we invite another man into the bedroom. However I was thinking that you might be open to inviting a giant fantasy dildo instead. I already spent the money soooo…. Merry Christmas!

Hasbro had a big recall on this one…

So here we are at the big 100. *Shrug* I hope you enjoyed it! This forum is great because for such a silly product it has some really friendly and enthusiastic customers. I recall when Something Awful discovered Bad Dragon the owner joined SA to talk to people and actually was soliciting the forum members for dildo designs before being banned. Seemed nice enough. You know, for a guy who earns a living making fantasy dildos. Who am I to judge. Who says I am? I’m just reading here. Get off my case.

Oh by the way, here is the baby jesus dildo I mentioned in the epilogue. And here is the magic health tea. It really did help.

{ 3 comments… read them below or add one }

Mistress Eva September 24, 2013 at 6:42 am

I had to laugh; at the end of the episode you referred to a weird website that had crucifix/religious themed sex toys. You mentioned baby jesus. I seriously own a baby jesus butt plug. My best friend bought it for me as a joke a few years ago and I could never get rid of it, ’cause it was too damn funny.
So, yeah…. I own a baby Jesus sex toy. It is sitting on my shelf next to my perfume collection.

King Lou September 24, 2013 at 10:10 am

At least Baby Jesus Butt Plug probably smells nice thanks to all the perfume.

Extream Fan March 13, 2014 at 12:09 pm

One of my all time fav episodes, maybe you will return here some day…

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