Lou Reads Arguments Against Bestiality & Why They Fail

by King Lou on October 3, 2012

Ok, this dog may be too young to consent…

Look, I know this topic is probably going to split my listenership into two groups. Those who love animals and those who love animals for their hot wet love holes. Well, now that you’re in your two separate groups I expect you to fight to the death! Well, maybe before you do that you should listen to this episode of the podcast. You may come away from this one coming to terms with your deeply buried need to bury your needs into your companion animals. (I know… it’s gross…)

As promised here is a link to the original blog post.

{ 3 comments… read them below or add one }

j October 4, 2012 at 12:48 pm

Without listening to the episode first, here is my infallible argument for why beastiality is wrong:

“dude what the hell is wrong with you thats sick as hell and just wrong do you wanna screw your cat go kill yourself lol”

Me, 1 . Beastiality fetishists, 0.

Kane October 9, 2012 at 8:19 am

Oh joy, half a fucking hour of animal fucking justification.
Lou, you owe me, you ruined my mind.

I love you.

In a completely not gay way.

unwilling zoo phile October 14, 2012 at 11:37 pm

Thanks a lot… dropped in here just expecting some comedy, but then I heard this masterwork of rhetoric and am covering my erogenous zones in my boxer’s favorite brand of peanut butter

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