Lou Reads Movie Reviews of His Local United Artists Movie Theater

Have we no decency?

OMG! Then what happened? Oh, yeah, I’m totes at the movie but its hella lame, Ya’ll. I don’t know… Shindler something.

No, not at my local movie theater, anyway. I go to this big theater in NYC and its a horrorshow. Imagine how delighted I was to find a large repository of pretty funny and, quite honestly, pretty racist comments about the place on Yelp. Anyway, I hope you enjoy listening to me read the angry rantings of the patrons of the Court Street 12. Somehow that place is still always packed! Sigh…

2 thoughts on “Lou Reads Movie Reviews of His Local United Artists Movie Theater”

  1. damn, that’s some shockingly racist comments,

    As a person of color, I really like how not using the n-word and using a leap of dogwhistles means you aren’t a horrible idiot. The theater sucks though, but most of the hate it gets is just white people crying like babies at trivial shit. UGH.

    Also, the guy who compared it to the Watts riots probably posts on stormfront.

  2. You are fucking hilarious. My friends and I are totally going to this theater now.

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