Lou Reads from the Forums of Eunuch Archive

by King Lou on March 15, 2011

Hi boys and girls! If you’re like me, you hate your balls, or your cock, or both your cock and balls. Right? So what are we going to do about that? Well if you’re like the people on this forum you might put said private parts right up in this little beauty above. Not your style? Then maybe you’d like to dip your dick in some liquid nitrogen? Or perhaps something you come up with on your own innovative to remove your twig and berries! Exciting times for those who no longer want the parts they came with!

Won’t you please enjoy listening to Episode 67 of Lou Reads the Internet for YOU! The Eunuch Archives. DO NOT WATCH THE VIDEO EMBED IN THE POST IF YOU FIND COCK REMOVAL UNSETTLING!

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{ 6 comments… read them below or add one }

Kane March 17, 2011 at 2:00 pm

and I though Bugchasers where bad enough.

jenisdizzy March 21, 2011 at 8:09 pm

Man. I thought I could handle everything the internet could throw at me, but this one. I just…I couldn’t finish it. I’m a girl, and I couldn’t finish it.

Well done, sir. Well done.

Frank November 24, 2011 at 2:07 pm

How did I know you were from NYC? The vintage music? Maybe the scrupulous refusal to editorialize on all this weird shit?

Extream Fan March 13, 2014 at 12:06 pm

Found this to be unbiased, informative, and an all-around great educational rescourse for studying subcultures. I will recommend this to the youth of our fine country.

You win at this, King Lou.

Zacsi March 14, 2017 at 5:31 am

That doctor who has to listen to some weird guy asking for advice on how to cut off his balls every time he goes on a checkup is definatelly not getting payed enough.
I hope he has a happy life outside of work, because that would drive me to alcoholic depression in a few months.

Sherman Tank October 23, 2018 at 9:21 pm

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

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