http://loureads.com/2009/05/11/lou-reads-about-amusement-park-revulsion/ Giving Voice to the Things You Didn't Want to Hear About Fri, 03 Sep 2010 00:08:55 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 http://loureads.com/2009/05/11/lou-reads-about-amusement-park-revulsion/comment-page-1/#comment-26 admin Thu, 13 Aug 2009 19:57:47 +0000 http://loureads.com/?p=158#comment-26 As a scientist, my guess is all the urine in the water would neutralize the AIDS blood. As a scientist, my guess is all the urine in the water would neutralize the AIDS blood.

]]> http://loureads.com/2009/05/11/lou-reads-about-amusement-park-revulsion/comment-page-1/#comment-25 Jim Thu, 13 Aug 2009 16:51:58 +0000 http://loureads.com/?p=158#comment-25 Worst water park I've ever been to was one in Minnesota called Wild Mountain. They had this large open top raft ride that had multiple levels where you'd drop and than float for a minute than drop again. The ride itself was ok but the design was terrible. On the bottom of the slide it had a textured surface so if you fell out you could walk and catch up to your raft. The problem was the force of the water is so great that it spins the raft around so you go backwards into the leveled pool area where the current is different. I ended up getting shot down at a tremendous speed and the raft flipped me over so my head nailed the flooring and got gashed to shit. The current ended up trapping me so my friend had to yank me up. Fucking blood was all over the place and the dumb bitch at the checkpoint in front of where this happened didn't do anything. What if I had AIDS or some shit. She didn't know that but I guess she didn't care. Tough luck for the elementary school kid coming down the slide behind me. Worst park ever. Worst water park I’ve ever been to was one in Minnesota called Wild Mountain. They had this large open top raft ride that had multiple levels where you’d drop and than float for a minute than drop again. The ride itself was ok but the design was terrible. On the bottom of the slide it had a textured surface so if you fell out you could walk and catch up to your raft. The problem was the force of the water is so great that it spins the raft around so you go backwards into the leveled pool area where the current is different. I ended up getting shot down at a tremendous speed and the raft flipped me over so my head nailed the flooring and got gashed to shit. The current ended up trapping me so my friend had to yank me up. Fucking blood was all over the place and the dumb bitch at the checkpoint in front of where this happened didn’t do anything. What if I had AIDS or some shit. She didn’t know that but I guess she didn’t care. Tough luck for the elementary school kid coming down the slide behind me. Worst park ever.

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